So I just realized that I forgot my "conversations with Liz" section on the last post, so here is the latest....

Liz- Uncle Jimmy is ALL chocolate...
Mom- Yep
Liz- he has chocolate hands!
Mom- really?
Liz- ya, and every night he eats them all up... and then they grow back in the morning!
Mom- um, Liz... maybe now would be a good time to explain that his skin is the color of chocolate... but not actually chocolate to eat.
Liz- (disappointed) oh...


Liz- (getting herself on the potty) I love to go pee, mom. Its my favorite...
Mom- your favorite?
Liz- ya, but I like to poop, too! (I am just grateful that she is potty trained!)


Liz- Mommy! (more panic in her voice) MOMMY!
Mom- (running into the room) what is it Liz?
Liz-all my chicken nuggets are gone and I don't have anything to dip in my peaches!
Mom- (relieved) thats too bad. What happened to your chicken nuggets?
Liz- they are all in my tummy... They are friends! They are so happy together!
Mom-thats nice...
Liz-but my peaches are sad...
Mom- why is that?
Liz- they miss their parents...
Mom- who are their parents?
Liz- the chicken nuggets...
Mom- maybe you should eat them then and then they would all be together!
Liz- Oh ya!